This is what I’ve got to go to finish off all fifty states. I’m starting off in Hawaii, then off to Alaska and then presupposing I’m not taken by a bear it will be the eleven states of the old west. By the way there are 100,000 black bears and 30,000 grizzlies in Alaska. Do we really need that many? Couldn’t we get by with say 2? Two of the tie wearing pantless variety who are only interested in picnic baskets and not a silly old Australian prick with a seven iron in his hand.
I became totally paranoid about bears before leaving OZ in no small part due to Wikipedia entries like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America.
Anyway enough of these godless killing machines for now. Next stop the 50th state – Hawaii.
- The Donald
- President Clinton’s penis
- President’s Johnson’s Mr Johnson
50 States of golf 